Lai Zhen is about to die. As an Internet-famous survivalist, she's spent her life prepping for the end of the world. But now, desperate and cornered in a mall in Singapore, she's mad she might go out not knowing what the hell is going on. If she makes it out alive, what kind of a future will be waiting for her? Across the world, Martha Einkorn works the room at a gathering of mega-rich companies hell-bent securing a future just for them. Covert weapons, private weather, technological prophecy, when Martha fled her father's compound she may have left the cult behind, but if the apocalyptic warnings of his fox and rabbit sermon are starting to come true, how much future is actually left? Martha and Zhen's worlds are about to collide. While a few billionaires assured of their own safety lead the world to destruction, Martha's relentless drive and Zhen's insatiable curiosity could lead to something beautiful or the cataclysmic end of civilization.[Bokinfo]

Award-winning storyteller David Lubar's third collection of warped and creepy tales, in which the young protagonists encounter monsters of every kind, from a thirsty vampire and wandering ghost to a dreaded math teacher and overly enthusiastic Girl Scout leader. A boy discovers the answer to one of the great urban mysteries: why are pigeons always pooping in parks? A second-grade class learns why they should always be nice to their math teacher....An ancient predator uses the internet to search out its prey... A young girl and her little brother escape a campfire weenie only to encounter something even more terrifying: a troop of Girl Scouts singing campfire songs. For this, his third collection of warped and creepy "weenie" tales, critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar traveled deep into the shadowy corners of his mind, looking for new ways to amuse and terrify his readers. And in the tradition of In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Invasion of the Road Weenies , he reveals the inspiration behind each of the thirty-five stories at the end of the book.

From across the far reaches of the internet, the community at Fark.com presents . . . Raiders of the Lost Plot: The 2024 Fark Fiction Anthology! Our editors have worked feverishly to bring you the best short fiction of 2024 from the minds and imaginations at Fark, the online community where snark is king and wit reigns supreme. Gods and devils, angels and piglets, mysteries and the mysterious. Space smugglers and fantastic beasts, murders, mayhem, and one very, very important dog all come together with much, much more. And even better, for the ninth year in a row, all proceeds from the sale of this anthology will benefit an excellent children's charity chosen by the posters at Fark.com. So strap in, put a fedora on your squirrel, and get ready, because adventures await and there's all sorts of plots to find! Table of Contents: SOTA by Jason Allard Boring Alice by Mark Suszko Starthief Night by Ann Hosler Transcripture by Anthony Fabbri The Friendly Night Skies by Mark Zec Sunshine Superplant by Charles Montgomery Forbidden Isle by Gevera Bert Piedmont Sen of the Forest by Jaque Davison The Seeker by Dan McKay Strays by Stephen D. Ball The Celestial Bureaucracy by Vincent Spiezio Arzool the Destroyer and the Piglet of Doom by Brian Bander Psycho by Fred Blonder Catastrophe by Maddi Davidson Toking the Eleventh Dimension by Margret A. Treiber Employee 103 by Sim Tree Saffron by R. A. Willis Whom the Gods Would Destroy by D. Paul Angel Empty Country by Otto Marxhausen The Party of the Second Part by Eolas Pellor Accounts of a Haunting by Simina Lungu It Came from the Swamp by Lisa Lahey The Welcoming Flames by Christopher Pate Bell, Book, and Candle by James Defton Welcome to My World by Willin D. Fenster Who Murdered Colonel Sherrington-Smyth? by Joseph Benedetto The Beach House by Ed Ahern Mail Order Bride by Margaret Karmazin False Flag by Philip Ekstrom The House in North Woods by Tennessee Kaplan Against Flesh and Blood by Clayton Emery

Original and effortlessly clever, the stories in I Know Who You Remind Me of capture the sensibility of a generation with no cultural inhibitions to overcome. Naomi K. Lewis's characters bear the battlescars of adolescence and early adulthood - scars left when one classmate impersonates another in Internet pornography; a lover donates his eyeball in the heat of passion; sibling rivalry escalates into a low orbit. For these characters, everything is straight-on, never coy, and often deliciously funny.